Ever since I can remember I have wanted to be a boy and not the girl I was born. Over the years I have asked many men if they would have preferred to have been born female, none have said they would. We have a long way to go towards worldwide equality of the sexes.
This video is celebrating my wife. It's effortless for women on TV. Real women however, lose sleep and gain weight. John Lewis women sell a fantasy. Like Marks and Spencer models in lacy bras and trophy wives for sports stars. Real life is infinitely better.
Two funny videos about Gordon Brown.
Checked my old school, Great Barr Comprehensive, on Facebook,1981 leavers. I was expecting a bell-shaped distribution of body shape, a few thin, the majority in the middle and a few fat. There were about 80 profiles pictures, all were fat.
To celebrate the UK's first ever live televised election debate, today we are launching a competition entitled: 'Who I am voting for and why.'
How cool is this? And no, it's not an April fool.
I am currently the proud owned of a white android G1 mobile phone. When the contract finishes in May I'll have to decide on my next phone. The HTC Desire launches on T-mobile in UK on Monday 29th March. Should I join the cool crowd and get an iphone. I think not.
...Both, over the three days, will smell and see extraordinary huge piles of sh*t, piss and blood - the memory of which will forever haunt them, causing them to retch on recall right up until...
Is Prostitute's Story The New Fairy Tale For the Internet Age?
You're flown to Venice by an Italian businessman where together you take in some sites, then indulge in an a la carte dinner before retiring to your luxury suite. You kiss and undress each other. He lays you on the bed and starts kissing your body. You have sex.
Hmmm – thanks then. You've given M & S the ad campaign and free PR they've been dreaming of and ensured that either the quality/style range of bras will suffer across the board or that you'll be forever compensated by your smaller busted counterparts.
Recently published scientific research states that most people don't have first hand evidence of distant places. People only travel in a small area around their work and home.
So she's dead; and now buried (04/04/09). Gone. I never knew her. Yet she was my future made real for me to see. Piggy nose and inherited deprivation from a black outsider father.
Am I missing something? It seems like the banks do in fact have the same values as a certain member of the Labour parties' family life: Screwing the system for all the money they can while getting off on tax payers money!
'I'D LIKE to take this opportunity to say "Thank you" again to the lovely girl who let me know, while I was walking by the Royal Courts of Justice on the Strand this morning, that my skirt was tucked up into my knickers.
Everyone lives on a spaceship as their planet has been destroyed. Fighter pilot girl meets fighter pilot boy. Girl turns out to be a robot so they split up. Boy marries someone else and they have a baby. Boy's new wife is murdered. Boy finds out he is in fact a robot himself.
"Georgie is hacking into her husband's Facebook account just to see if she knows the password… Georgie is pleased she knows the password!...
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